March 2012
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“Miiis-suuus Landers was a health nut. She cooked food in a wok.
Mr. Harris was...”
– South Park
February 2012
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Whole Wheat Waffles for dinner.
I’m jizzing everywhere from the deliciousness.
in addition to that I have far passed my goal date which was originally Feb 7th but then I extended it to Feb 16th. Anyhow, I actually surpassed by goal of 2inches for a total of 2.75 inches off my waistline. The semester has been keeping me busy so I havent been good with logging my progress but I want to try to be better with that because...
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“But what if I’m trying to put on the nose, the snowman comes alive and...”
– Tweek
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Woke up yesterday feeling even worse. Total bummer. However, I started feeling better last night and feeling even better today. Hacking up a lung, but otherwise alright. I’m gonna go easy on the cardio since I’ve been wheezing from all the shit in my lungs (yes, beautiful isn’t it?) I was gonna start lifting again today but then last night I got a call that my good friend’s...
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“Modest, we condescend, while you’re looking up reaching for my hand
Now...”
– Woe Is Me
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So I haven’t been updating this regularly just because I haven’t had the time but I’ve been keeping up with my workouts with the exception of the last few days where allergies have been kicking my ass since the winter has been a giant retard. I’m done with classes for the week and I definitely kicked ass on my physics test today. I’m feeling alot better today so I bet...
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This has helped me immensely so I wanted to share... →
“STOP PIMPING FOR LOBSTERFEST.”
– Bob’s Burgers
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Sincerely, Confused
So in order to lose weight I need to cut my calorie intake by 500 calories which brings me down to 2148…somehow i’ve only hit 1626…wtf? its almost midnight I dont want to eat anything else i’m really confused.
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Brian: You know uh...I wrote a book.
Bar Skank: What's that
Brian: It's like a long magazine.
Bar Skank: Huh?
Brian: It's like the internet made out of a tree.
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In honor of Valentines day :: How serious my...
Me : [inspired by something said] I want to elope in Vegas
Him : Have fun with that
Me : You're invited
Him : It's not eloping if you invite people
Me : Well, I don't want to travel to Vegas alone, be my man of honor?
Him : Okay.
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annnnd once again i come back feeling like a failure. When I wake up tomorrow there is gonna be no more of this piss-poor attitude. I took 3 days off last week and ate like shit and now its affecting my mood. I was so much happier when I was working out consistently and eating right. This last week even the days I worked out I felt like I half-assed it. I just really need some encouragement.
Need motivation.
I have been horrible the last week. I haven’t been paying attention to what I’ve been eating and I’ve been slacking on my workouts. I’m definitely going to work out in a couple of hours but I just feel like such a shit-head for being so bad this week.
FINALLYYYY DAY 21
I have taken 4 days off this week in a row. Such a busy week I’m so glad its over. Bout to get back into it I’m not too optimistic about what my measurements are gonna look like tomorrow.
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Got the results of my blood work today...
So, for those that have been following my progress you know that on January 7th I began cutting my calories and working out 4-5 days a week. Not sure if I mentioned this but on January 6th I got routine blood work done and wasn’t expecting to get good news since I knew i had lapsed back into bad habits.
My endocrinologist emailed me today and my kidney and liver function is all normal...
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When yo girl say shes off her period .
thatfunnyblog:
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
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So today was technically day 20 but I’m gonna just say its 19 since I half-assed my workout on tuesday. Tore it up today. Feelin’ like i’m gonna puke/feeling awesome. One more week until i take my measurements again but I’m liking what I see in the mirror so far.
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“Another problem is overpopulation
Too many kids and not enough occupations
We...”
– Borialis
